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Perfect Mother’s Day Gift From Dillon Francis

Are you yet to find the perfect Mother’s Day gift that will show your mom how much you appreciate her? Look no further! Dillon Francis’ kind soul has offered up his one-of-a-kind humor and star power to allow you to surprise your mom with a prank call from the EDM God himself.
For the mere price of $1000, Dillon is ready and willing to wake your… deserving… mother up in the middle of the night sometime in the next year. Although chances are that he’s not going to call on Mother’s Day, you could give her an I.O.U. for an anticipated surprise.
Assuming she knows who the master mixer Dillon Francis is (or even what EDM is), she will most certainly appreciate this kind gesture. The disclaimer includes the statement that upon purchase, Dillon has one year to complete the task, and is not required to publicize it or record it.
This awesome offer, along with other such as “Dillon Francis Will Become Vegan For One Year” and “Dillon Francis Will Do Your Taxes” are available for purchasing on his merchandise website. This hilarious DJ is much more than just a DJ; he’s an accountant, dancer, chef and daredevil (for a price).
He is not quite Steve-o, but he is entertaining and a genius in his own quirky way… in addition to being a successful world renowned DJ.

 

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